OCD+ADD=OMG

Ok, so the dream starts out, oddly enough, with me waking up. And I’m wearing one of my …more open pair of pj’s. Hell, if I don’t wear a tube top, my cup overfloweth. So, I get up, and I walk to the edge of my loft and I realize that I hear voices downstairs. I look down and Scamp is sitting in my chair, and there’s this guy sitting on the automen, giving her a foot massage.

She looks back up at me and says “Good morning, sunshine!”

and I’m like ‘WTF!?’ I look at her and ask, “..the hell is in my house?”

and she’s like, “Oh, this is Dan! He came all the way down to see us!” and Dan smiles and says hello.

I’m a little put off by this, but I can see how happy Scamp is that Dan’s there, so I’m trying really hard to take it well. I slowly come down stairs and I’m about to head into my kitchen when I see some other guy poking around in my fridge.

So I’m like “The hell!” and he looks at me and smiles really big.

And Scamp says, “That’s Luke.”

And I’m like, “Who?...”

and she’s like “You remember Luke! He’s Dan’s brother!”

and Luke walks up and grins and says “Yeah, you remember Luke.” Of course, I do remember Luke, I just don't want to bring up the story I remember him from.

And I’m like “No, I don’t remember Luke!”

and Scamp’s like “Well, he wanted to come down with Dan for Mardi Gras, and he helped him drive down...”

So I kind of just try to sigh it off. I’m none too happy, but I head into my bathroom and change really quickly and at least run a brush through my hair. Then I head out and get myself a bowl of cereal. Luke has finished making himself a sandwich, and has plopped himself down on Scamp’s futon. It really irks me though, because Luke is watching me the whole time I’m moving around the kitchen. So, while I’m heading into my living room, I grab Fexra (my huge red and silver sword that has a dragon-like hilt). I didn’t want to sit in my little folding chairs, because Scamp’s futon is technically behind them, and I didn’t want my back to Luke. Besides, it can be difficult to get out of those chairs. So, instead I head over to the little table near the door which I’ve put my huge rock collection on. I move the rock collection to the floor and sit there, with Fexra across my lap, glaring at Luke who seems content to eat his sandwich and grin at me. At this point, Scamp and Dan are watching us with grins, which is only irking me more.

Then, Scamp says, “You two get along well.”

To which I reply, “The hell you say?”

And Luke says, “I really like it here.”

to which I respond, “No. You don’t.”

and He said “Yes. It’s quite nice. I wouldn’t mind staying the night.”

And I sort of put my cereal bowl in my lap and raise up my sword a little and say “No you don’t. Search your feelings, Luke…” and it infuriates me, because all he does is grin and go back to his sandwich!

At this point Dan says, “Kids. Behave.”

…And then some bozo in my backyard decided to start shooting his shot gun, and I woke up. I got up and I’m wearing just my night shirt, so I pick up my pj bottoms and tank top and head to the edge of the loft and look over, surveying my living room. I’m holding my pj bottoms up to my chest, clutching them nervously and Scamp’s sitting on her futon, drawing. She looks up and says ‘good morning...what are you doing?...’ So I had to tell her the whole thing.

Talk about weird, huh? What’s really odd is that I haven’t so much as seen pictures of Dan, much less Luke...you know...now that I think about it, Dan looked an awfully lot like Gouka and Luke looked a lot like Risai... The voices in my head must be awfully eager to come out and play if they’re intruding on my dreams and posing as people I’ve heard of O..o’’

You Are a Banana

You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside. People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes. And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary. You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything! You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around. You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.

What Type of Fruit Are You?

 

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Before they left for the hotel we had our whole family breakfast and I had to help them set up Mom’s gift. Dad got Mom just what she wanted, a GPS for her car ^__^ …then he broke the stand that it’s supposed to go on later in the day, but still! It’s the thought that counts right? We watched Smoke & The Bandit 1, 2 and 3…quite the trip, I’ll tell you that. The third one was almost risky and raunchy...I mean, I know they felt they had to try harder since Burt Reynolds wasn’t in it but for a minute, but do they really need to show/imply all that sex and have all the naked people running around. I’m trying to watch this with my parents people! (it almost sounds like I’m the parents and I’m saying “I’m trying to watch this with my kids!” or something).

One good thing that came of Mardi Gras holiday...I was bored and I wanted a Moolate. But I knew I’d end up committing justifiable homicide if I even tried to get out into traffic. So, I pulled out the coffee icecream I bought for myself, some milk, chocolate syrup, ice, and hazelnut cream, put it all (carefully) in my bullet blender and I’ll be dad-gum if I didn’t make myself a Moolate! It tasted so frikkin good. So, then I was like “Hm, if I could get some whipped cream and chocolate turtle and caramel to go on top, this could be the best damn snack ever!” You know what I need to do? I need to go to Dairy Queen and ask what type of shavings they put on the Hazelnut Moolate. If they ask why I want to know, I’ll say that I have allergies and I want to make sure it isn’t anything that’d aggravate my allergies =^.^= Hee! I might be able to start my own thing whenever friends get together! MM Moolaties

Ok, enough diabolical planning. Oh, Yesterday was rough. I didn’t get to sleep till late, and what’s worse I was watching the X-files. So, I’m alone in my house, I’ve over-dosed on WoW, X-files and sugar…yeah. I was up till like 1 and even then, my deams were wonky. I dreamed there were all these little gargoyle statues in my room, and every time I’d go to sleep they’d come alive and make a mess all over the house. Then I’d wake up and they’d be back where they were as if nothing’d happened, but the mess would still be there! It was so aggravating.

Later, after having a panic attack and crashing at work (not a good combination, I assure you =_=), I was relieved to get home. Mom had gotten home safely too. We talked for a bit, and then just as I was about to shower, I got a call from Reiko. She was coming from her boyfriend’s house, and he was being an ass. She wanted to know if she could come and hang out and watch movies or whatever. I hurried up and changed into something comfortable, then I started making Moolates ^.^ Reiko drank all of hers in less than 20 minutes O.o So yea, I got the Reiko seal of approval on the Moolates. Mom said they were awesome too, but she can’t take that much sugar. But, since Reiko was having romantic troubles, I put on Pride & Prejudice; the ultimate romantic movie for those with romantic troubles. She thought it was great, especially since she’d never heard of the book. I was shocked to hear that, but then it’s another testament to our fine schools -_-‘ Then she realized the time and knew I was getting up uber-early, so she went ahead and left. Twas fun to rewatch P&P with her giddy excitement close by though…though, I’ve yet to have a bad experience watching P&P. It’s just good like that.

Today hasn’t been much. Work was work and it just dragged by. People’s kids seem to be having serious problems though. Lacey’s son Trystin had fractured his collarbone a few months back after taking a spill on his motor bike…today he was complaining about how it hurt him, and Lacey’s dad called to say that he had taken yet another spill on his bike. Lacey says Trystin isn’t the type that complains about things, so if he does start complaining it means he’s really hurting. Nicole’s youngest, Maddy, had come down with the flue over the weekend, but she was able to recover. She said she didn’t have a fever, so she went of to school (even though Nicole objected). But last night her oldest girl, Morgan, ran 103 fever and was miserably sick.

...well, there’s not much else to talk about and Supernatural will be on soon. That’s reason enough for me to go ahead and close out. Later, sunshines!

What Your Hands Say About You

You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Idealistic and dreamy, you tend toward the impractical. You have a knack for getting yourself in sticky situations. Brainy and intelligent, you are intellectual to the point of being incomprehensible. Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life.

What Do Your Hands Say About You?

 

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Yaviel Isilmiel

Beware, for I am: Sore

The other night, I was dreaming that I was walking down a long corridor…I think it was a library or some other large building with tall bookshelves...It was very dark and empty and very airy. I remember wondering how long it had been since someone had actually been in this place, because it smelled ancient with old papers and books and dust. No one was here and light filtered through the windows...it looked almost as tangible as the shelves and books and anything else that was there. I looked up to my left and the book shelf tilted and began to fall. So, I did what anyone would do. I ran...

Unfortunately the sight of a gigantic book shelf about to fall on me was sufficiently motivating enough for me to actually launch myself out of bed and run...right into my dresser >_< I have a nice scrap + bruise combo below my knee right on my shin...It’s been such a long while since I’ve had a ‘sleep walk’ episode. So much so that I find myself saying “I used to sleep walk.”

...So, how’s everyone else doing?

I have now joined the alpaca_lips. May the High Priestess tinhuviel find me worthy.

And in my dream I looked unto the East, and lo! There descended the golden Alpaca whose eyes were as the stars and coat flowed liken to sunlight. And his bronzen clove hooves set upon the holy Mount of Olives, and the world did look unto him. And from his lips came the dawn of the next age, though through none of the tongues of men. And so the sons of Adam and daughters of Eve took up their weapons and slew one another. For it is not by the hand of God, nor by the wrath of nature that the age of men shall close, but by their own hand shall come the doom of men. And the Alpaca grazed, and it was good.

~vision of msmoon, humble Shrine Maiden of The First Church of the alpaca_lips.

I had a great dream though. I dreamed that I had my new computer in my room, and I was enjoying it. I had a CD-rom and DVD-RW, and internet, and everything that I’d wanted. I played EQ I did watched movies, I made movies about EQ characters; all sorts of stuff. I was most disappointed to wake up...but such is life.

But anyway...woke up and Mom kidnapped me to go grocery shopping with her. Dad’s safety award had come in —a Diamond Offshore hat and a $153 gift card to Wal-Mart...take a guess which one we like more. So we went to town and bought groceries. We tried to not buy a lot, but we ended up spending $104. It’s very hard to get out of Wal-Mart without breaking the bank these days. Everything is so expensive.

But anyway. We then came home, and I made Raspberry Green Tea. You get a small pot full of water, and a huge pitcher for your tea. You get two bags of green tea, and one bag of raspberry tea, and you bring it to a boil. Once it reaches the boil, turn it down to low and let it steep (or, just sit there) for a few minutes. The longer the tea steeps the stronger the taste will be. Then fill your pitcher 2/3 to the top with water. Add 2 heaping cooking spoons of sweetener, and pour the tea in. Don’t forget to remove the bags. That concludes this edition of pointless facts with MM >:}

Anyway. We watched Trading Spaces again, and right afterward we left for the doctor’s office. He checked over the eye he had taken care of yesterday and pronounced that Mom was fine. If he knew her better, he’d know that she wasn’t ‘fine’. But that’s just me./grin

So then we came home, ate in a hurry and went to church. They were having the ‘Promotions’ tonight. You see on Wednesday nights, children go to classes. There’s Rainbows for really really young kids, and that’s co-ed. But then the classes split and the girls have their ‘Missionetts’ classes and the boys have ‘Royal Rangers’. The girls of kindergarten age go to Daisies, the older girls go to Prims, and then they move on to Stars, after Stars is Friends, and after Friends is Girls Only. But Girls Only and Friends are only held like once every month or something. The rest of the time, those girls go to Youth, which is also co-ed. But in the Missionett’s classes, the girls have activities to do and pins to ear, and such. They were just announcing which children were being promoted (Daisies to Prims, Prims to Stars, so on and so forth). And they were ‘crowning’ the Honor Stars. It’s a very elaborate way of the Stars to move into Friends if you ask me. They get you a prom dress, make you pick out a tiara, and your Dad (and Mom if she feels inclined) walks you down the isle to get crowned. The crown has hair-pins in the side, so it fits into your hair.

What all of the above really means, is that for the first time in a long line of Wednesday Night services…I actually had to do stuff in the sound booth. I had to have music cued, mics ready, and see to the right lighting. It was a circus. Brought back memories of the days when I was in Stars...God, am I glad that’s all over. I earned my crown by the damndest and even earned the Bronze metal. But they were redoing all the classes and they’d just put Friends and Girls Only in. I was too old to get into Friends, so I lost the chance to get the Ring and the Silver metal, and I had to be moved to Girls Only, which I hated. Baffed, cheerleader, freaks. By that time, I decided that if I couldn’t earn the ring and silver metal, there was no point in trying for the gold and the pins that one could earn from Girls Only./shrug. But then, that was when I’d withdraw from everyone, so I decided if I didn’t want this for myself, there was no use in doing it for anyone else.

And so now we’re back. Mom was watching some freaky movie on Life Time...it had Marg Helgenberger in it from CSI. I tell you...that is one beautiful woman. Something about her playing a guys x-wife and being sick when she was married to him, and then the guys current wife gets the same symptoms and dies...freaky. But it didn’t hold my interest. So it’s off to shower and then (hopefully) off to bed. Goodnight.

I had the weirdest dreams...I dreamed that I thought I was an ordinary woman, but then I started getting psychic messages and such. And there were people out there struggling to survive in this strange war who were trying to get me to use my gifts for them. The weirdest part was watching Queen Latifa challenge Vin Diesel to a fight...and Vin turned her down. I think Vin was a general in one of the sides of the war, and Queeny was with some people he’d captured...the weirdest part was that in this dream, I was adopted by my real-life mom, and I kept getting messages (very Princess Leila-esq. messages) from my dream-mother...So my adopted mom came to pic me up and she almost got struck by lightning, but I used my powers to shield her and her car...it was the one part of the dream when I actually felt like I knew what was happening...like the forces of nature itself were against me, and I knew how to counter them.

Then I woke up...and the rest you now know. I suppose that’s all for now; just wanted to get that written down before I forgot it...I hope my typing wont wake mom up...my real one that is O.o

Good...uh...morning.

Damn alarm clock. Going off when I don’t even know why Captain Jack is kidnapping me and if I want to be kidnapped or rescued or not.../sigh I guess we’ll never know WTF was happening in my head the other night.

It started off with me (or my future self as it were) visiting the “Future Chibi”. She’d not only gotten a degree in genetic science, she was also experimenting on several species of animals. She’d come up with this special breed of lizard that she wants to show me. Now, when I first saw the little critter, I thought there wasn’t anything special about it. In fact I was a little put off, because I expected something big, and it looked like your average garden variety lizard. But then, when Chibi handed me the lizard, it crawled up my arm, into my hair, and went around behind my neck. It then bit me and wouldn’t let go! I asked her what was up and she said that the lizard was actually a type of parasite, but in exchange from piggybacking, the lizard pulled energy from the atmosphere, and channeled it into me. She said she hadn’t experimented with it yet, so she asked me if I’d be her test subject. I didn’t really mind...I couldn’t even feel the lizard back there...

But then I got really really strong, and started having strange superman-esq. powers. So, I made my report to Chibi about the side effects of having the lizard on your neck, and she announced that she was going to make a lot of them for soldiers at war and such.

Then the dream shifted, and I was in the Blood Gulch Canyon with the Red vs. Blue guys. Only then, the Gundams showed up and started fighting for either side. It was like, Epyon vs. Wing Zero...and Zero was with Blue and Epyon was with Red. And all the other gundams were just standing around watching…

Then I woke up.

Thanks for listening to this craziness. Now, I’m off to start my day!

First I was just in some forest practicing archery with a custom long bow. And I’d shoot at anything that wasn’t alive (this excludes tress, no da!). So I’d spend half the day making things, like stuffing old flour sacks and such and pinning them up around the woods I lived in; then, I’d spend the rest of the day (and some of the night) shooting the things I’d made full of holes till there wasn’t anything left.

Then one night, someone came to my home and begged me to become their hero and fight to save the earth. I brooded about it for a while and accepted the position. Not too long after that I was attacked by these strange ghost-like people that I easily dispatched with arrows that I’d taken the precaution to lace with magic. Each quiver I had, held a certain type of magic laced onto the arrows, so I used ones for dispelling undead on these things.

Half way through the fight, Orlando Bloom shows up to help me. Now, normally I would be thrilled about this (even though myself in the dream seemed even more loner-like than my waking self). However, there was one strange factor in this. Orlando Bloom was dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit (without the hair of course). He was also quite clueless and clumsy, serving as more of a hindrance than a helper. Short skirt notwithstanding, I found his appearance and manner quite disturbing. After I vanquished our ghostly foes, he continued to follow me around on the road to where I suppose our nemesis was.

Along the way, he continued to rant, rave and pose in the most ludicrous positions. He went on and on about how he would soon become a champion of Justice (not too unlike Amelia in Slayers -.-). At the time, it infuriated me, but whenever I’d think back about it along the way, I’d crack up when he wasn’t around.

Then we finally got to our nemesis castle, and after fighting many foes on the way there (and nearly destroying most of his castle -.-) we finally reached his throne room. The guy was dressed almost exactly like Dr. Doom form the Fantastic 4...only in poka dots...We fought with him for quite a while, and when we did nock off his mask, he turned out to be Vin Diesel.

By now, I was ready to just swear off men and women and tress (except that I’m not a dendrophiliac at all). I mean, my two favorite guys that I will admit I enjoy ogling, were dressing and acting in ways that totally contradicted their masculinity. I’m so not into androgynous men. But then, Orlando Bloom turned against me, and they both captured me! Turns out that he was really working for Vin, and he only pretended to want to be my side-kick to gain my trust.

So, I expected to be taken to the dungeon, but they threw this stuff over my mouth and nose so that I had to breath in that stuff that makes you pass out. I woke up in a huge luxurious bed room, chained to a bed post...both of them were there, dressed in their ‘normal’ cloths, and chuckling quite sinisterly...

And then I woke up. Now...aside from the fact that this was probably the craziest dream I’ve ever had, It could be said that I woke up just when things were about to get very very good. But I suppose we’ll never know. Either way, I will never eat Taco Bell food while watching Sailor Moon and Thundercats late at night any more.

You know...that was crazy enough to actually turn into an anime or something -.- But that’s gonna be all for entry. Hope everyone’s enjoyed this...insane entry. Good day.

You're Elemant is Wind. You're light-hearted,
care-free, kind, sensative, and mysterious. You
have friends and most absolutely love you. You
can be calm and soothing one minute and ragging
in anger the next so no one wants to get on
your bad side. You are usually very calm though
so even in desperate situations, you seem to be
the most sane person present. You think things
through and consider the futur rather than the
present. You're beauty is inspiring and
magical. (please forgive me if you cannot see
the pics. If you go to my userpage then you can
see your result picture at the bottom)


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