msmoon | Sailor Bloom and Dr. Diesel (Reply)

Ok, last night has to be the freakiest dream by far. It was very upsetting. It didn’t start out too badly, though it was quite odd.

First I was just in some forest practicing archery with a custom long bow. And I’d shoot at anything that wasn’t alive (this excludes tress, no da!). So I’d spend half the day making things, like stuffing old flour sacks and such and pinning them up around the woods I lived in; then, I’d spend the rest of the day (and some of the night) shooting the things I’d made full of holes till there wasn’t anything left.

Then one night, someone came to my home and begged me to become their hero and fight to save the earth. I brooded about it for a while and accepted the position. Not too long after that I was attacked by these strange ghost-like people that I easily dispatched with arrows that I’d taken the precaution to lace with magic. Each quiver I had, held a certain type of magic laced onto the arrows, so I used ones for dispelling undead on these things.

Half way through the fight, Orlando Bloom shows up to help me. Now, normally I would be thrilled about this (even though myself in the dream seemed even more loner-like than my waking self). However, there was one strange factor in this. Orlando Bloom was dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit (without the hair of course). He was also quite clueless and clumsy, serving as more of a hindrance than a helper. Short skirt notwithstanding, I found his appearance and manner quite disturbing. After I vanquished our ghostly foes, he continued to follow me around on the road to where I suppose our nemesis was.

Along the way, he continued to rant, rave and pose in the most ludicrous positions. He went on and on about how he would soon become a champion of Justice (not too unlike Amelia in Slayers -.-). At the time, it infuriated me, but whenever I’d think back about it along the way, I’d crack up when he wasn’t around.

Then we finally got to our nemesis castle, and after fighting many foes on the way there (and nearly destroying most of his castle -.-) we finally reached his throne room. The guy was dressed almost exactly like Dr. Doom form the Fantastic 4...only in poka dots...We fought with him for quite a while, and when we did nock off his mask, he turned out to be Vin Diesel.

By now, I was ready to just swear off men and women and tress (except that I’m not a dendrophiliac at all). I mean, my two favorite guys that I will admit I enjoy ogling, were dressing and acting in ways that totally contradicted their masculinity. I’m so not into androgynous men. But then, Orlando Bloom turned against me, and they both captured me! Turns out that he was really working for Vin, and he only pretended to want to be my side-kick to gain my trust.

So, I expected to be taken to the dungeon, but they threw this stuff over my mouth and nose so that I had to breath in that stuff that makes you pass out. I woke up in a huge luxurious bed room, chained to a bed post...both of them were there, dressed in their ‘normal’ cloths, and chuckling quite sinisterly...

And then I woke up. Now...aside from the fact that this was probably the craziest dream I’ve ever had, It could be said that I woke up just when things were about to get very very good. But I suppose we’ll never know. Either way, I will never eat Taco Bell food while watching Sailor Moon and Thundercats late at night any more.

You know...that was crazy enough to actually turn into an anime or something -.- But that’s gonna be all for entry. Hope everyone’s enjoyed this...insane entry. Good day.

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