LJ Idol, Season 3, Post 4 - My...Love?

MM: Oooh k! LJ Idol time….What is this week's topic!...ehw …uh oh…The One I Love? Aughhh. I hate Valentine's Day! It affects peoples' brains.

Left Brain: Tell me about it.

Right Brain: Oh, you two are just being cynics. This could be fun!

MM: Um, Newsflash: I don't have a love.

Right Brain: That's not true! You have your parents! You love them very much! And your cousin!

Left Brain: I don't think they're referring to that type of love...Sounds more like a One true Love thingy.

Right Brain:...Did you just say 'thingy'?

Left Brain: …yes.

Right Brain: That's awesome.

MM: Ok! Can we focus here!

Left Brain: Sorry.

Right Brain: Right! So...love...but love is so many different things! You can take it to mean a bunch of things! You can use that.

MM: Eugh, I don't have the energy for this =_=

Left Brain: You really should've thought of that when you entered into this contest.

MM: You keep reminding me of that. And it's not helping the current situation. In fact it never helps any situation!

Left Brain: Indeed. Well, let's see what we can do with this. We've established that you don't want to do family members because even though you do love them, it might not be the type of love identified with this week's entry.

Right Brain: I still think it'd be cool to do your parents.

MM: Look, loving your parents is seen more as an obligation, and let's face it, my parents are much cooler than some others. I can't just say "I love my parents because they roxors my soxs!"

Right Brain:..You just did.

Left Brain: Can we focus here?

Right Brain: I love the word 'roxors'.

MM: It is fun to write and say, isn't it?

Left Brain: Helloooo? Love!

MM: I don't have a love. I mean, I love in ways, but I don't have a love.

Right Brain: Roxors!

Left Brain: Dammit, RB! Focus!

RB: Sorry…

Left Brain: It's ok. Now let's just think and get through this.

MM: …Right. Because that's worked so well before.

RB: >.>

Left Brain: I'm not sure I like your tone.

RB: I know! Let's listen to some music! That usually helps to inspire!

Left Brain: It does?

MM: Sometimes.

Left Brain: Well, anything's worth a try at this point.

RB: Yay!

****15 Minutes Later - Nickelback's streaming from the Speakers****

RB: *sings* And I'm paaaaacin' by the phone!

MM: *sings* 'Cause I haaaaate to be alone!

Left Brain: This is stupid.

RB: *sings* And you're out there with him somewhere, and just about to kiss! Lord, I wanna be the someone that you're with!

Left Brain: I just don't get it. It's not helping either.

MM: I suppose it isn't…but it is catchy. That you can't deny.

Left Brain: I would never try to.

RB: You're such a party pooper, Lefty.

Lefty: Indeed.

RB: Ok, so Nickleback isn't helping...maybe something else? Oh! I know! Rascal Flats! That always puts me in a whimsical mood!

Lefty: Just what we needed.

RB: Where do you suppose they got the name 'Nickelback' from?

Lefty: ...Who knows. It's better than 'Motivated Grass'.

MM: Hey! I liked that name!

Lefty: Only because you made it up...

MM: …well...

RB: What about listening to Skindred?

Lefty: Even I know that there is nothing loving about Skindred.

MM: Yeah…Skindred's great for writing fighting scenes though.

Lefty: That I will concede to.

RB: Hmmmm….Maybe…you should….ohhh! Your Twin's online! You could Warcraft!

MM: Yeah!

Lefty: …how does that help us? Besides…your twin is ALWAYS online.

RB: ..well, it'll relieve the stress of having to come up with something...

Lefty: Right, and she'll be MMORPGing till 11 then be way too exhausted to write. Great idea.

MM: Uh, guys?

RB: I guess…. You're such a meanie some times. It's affecting you too. You're way more wrinkly than I am.

Lefty: that's because I'm more mature than you are.

RB: *stomps foot* I am mature!

MM: Hello?

Lefty: The fact that you did that while stomping your foot is so great.

RB: Just because you're an obsessive perfectionist!

Lefty: This coming from the disjointed dreamer!

MM: I officially know what it feels like to be a prisoner of one's own mind...

RB: HA! You couldn't do a thing without me! I'm the one that's giving you ideas all the time!

Lefty: Oh please! All you can come up with is jumbled dreams. I put structure into them!

RB: Oh yeah!? Well, if you're so good at this, you do it! *stomps off*

Lefty: Fine! *stomps off*

MM: …I have a headache >.<

****20 minutes later****

RB:…..M'sorry.

Lefty: *sigh* me too...

MM: There's just nothing for it you two. Let's face it. I may love, but when it comes to having a love, I got nothing.

RB: That's not true! There's something else you could do for this week's entry!

Lefty: …dare I ask?

RB: Just write.

MM:…hmm.

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