MM's Ramblings
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msmoon
Crazy
This is the first time I've posted a ramble up here. Because of the terrible way FF.net made Chpater 10, I've decided to post it. Enjoy.
Chapter 10
The Intranet
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/18/05 14:50:08
To: PwettyKitty@MM.com (Moirai)
Subject: Hey yo, Mo!
Yo, Mo! Where have you guys been? MM did that ficcy thing with ya'll sooo~ooo long ago, and that's the last I hear. You're not holding out for more money or something before you renew your contract are you?
As for me, I'm up in my old igloo. Why? Well, I just don't feel like heading to my place in town. Even with Deeny there, it's just so suffocating and drafty all at the same time. People always wanting to know my business and such. It's a lot quieter down here, and that's great for collecting thoughts and stuff.
Anyway, write back and tell me what you think'll be happening with you guys. You were so much fun last time! Later.
-Shenna
From: PwettyKitty@MM.com (Moirai)
Date: 11/18/05 17:28:14
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Re: Hey yo, Mo!
Hey, Shenna! It's great to hear from you! Yeah, we've been out of the loop for a while, but right now we're headed West. The only reason I'm able to reply at all is 'cause I stopped in at an Inn in Freeport, and I was able to log in. The others have really been into roughing it lately, but I said if we're gonna be so near the city, we might as well afford ourselves some luxury. It also gave me the chance to steal some breeches!
We really haven't been doing much lately except maybe argue a ton. And no one wants to write or read about that type of stuff. It's ridiculous! I say up, they say down, I say right, they say left, etc etc. I mean really! I'm the one who wanted to come on this stupid trip! They should be grateful that I thought of it, but no, it's all "That's just silly! We're not going to Lavastorm! None of us are strong enough!" or "Why in the name of all that's holy would you want to go to Velious?! Not only is it dangerous, it's really f**king cold!"
I really don't know how you feel about swearing so I bleeped that part out...are you ok with swearing? If you're not, it'll give me a good reason to scold Arumubei tomorrow.
So, you're at your old place now, huh? You never really say much about your old village, but it sounds nice compared to the company I'm being forced to keep. If all else fails, I may just ditch these guys and head up to your place! If you don't mind of course.
Well, here's hoping we do something worth writing about soon. I'll write when I can. Later!
=^.^= Mo
From: (LittleLark@MM.com) Tenrai
Date: 11/20/05 09:45:20
To: (PolarBearHead@MM.com) Shenna
Subject: Have you ever hunt turkey?
Hey, Shenna, it's Ten. I was just wondering if the Northmen ever participated in this thing MM's family is into called Thanksgiving? I mean, you all are specialist when it comes to hunting, cooking, and eating all sorts of food we mere humans and half elves had no idea was edible...Ok, so I'm wondering how does one hunt and cook turkey? I mean, do we even have turkeys nearby? From the looks of it, anyone who eats this stuff falls asleep instantly, and it seems like the perfect thing for whenever we have pushy guests over. They'll eat it and fall asleep, and we won't have to worry about them! What do you think?
~Ten
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/20/05 12:12:22
To: (All EQ Players in MM's head except Tenrai)
Subject: Fw: Have you ever hunt turkey?
Anyone want to help me out with this thing Ten sent me?
...
-------Original Message-------
From: LittleLark@MM.com (Tenrai)
Date: 11/20/05 09:45:20
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Have you ever hunt turkey?
Hey, Shenna, it's Ten. I was just wondering if the Northmen ever participated in this thing MM's family is into called Thanksgiving? I mean, you all are specialist when it comes to hunting, cooking, and eating all sorts of food we mere humans and half elves had no idea was edible...Ok, so I'm wondering how does one hunt and cook turkey? I mean, do we even have turkeys nearby? From the looks of it, anyone who eats this stuff falls asleep instantly, and it seems like the perfect thing for whenever we have pushy guests over. They'll eat it and fall asleep, and we won't have to worry about them! What do you think?
~Ten
From: BlasterGrrl@MM.com (Eurekain)
Date: 11/20/05 15:07:44
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Re: Fw: Have you ever hunt turkey?
Oh! I think I read over something like this in my mom's old cooking notes. There's something in certain dishes that makes people sleepy, but it's not just turkey. If you serve a lot of pheasant or duck, people can get sleepy too! Also if you make a ton of edible goo and serve it as desert, people tend to feel terribly fully and they'll be more than likely to leave!
Why doesn't Ten just tell people to shove off if she doesn't want them visiting anyway?
-EF
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/20/05 15:20:54
To: BlasterGrrl@MM.com (Eurekain)
Subject: Re: Fw: Have you ever hunt turkey?
Thanks, Eurekain. I don't know why Ten chooses to be so polite, but she wouldn't be Ten if she wasn't.
-Shenna
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/20/05 15:50:21
To: LittleLark@MM.com (Tenrai)
Subject: Re: Have you ever hunt turkey?
I don't know where you'd find turkey near Qeynos. I heard from someone that pheasant and duck also make people sleepy...And a lot of edible goo served as desert makes people leave quickly 'cause they feel really full.
Sorry, but that's all I got. Later.
-Shenna
From: LittleLark@MM.com (Tenrai)
Date: 11/21/05 09:45:20
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Good idea!
Edible goo seems like a great idea! I'll try that! It's something even I can't mess up. Thanks, Shenna!
~Ten
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/21/05 12:25:22
To: Everyone@MM.com (All EQ Players in MM's head except Tenrai)
Subject: WTF, mates?
All right, which one of you sad, sorry, sons of bitches is it that's giving Tenrai such a problem? I doubt seriously that it's Bodigar, or anyone else that isn't in our group…I mean how often do NPCs give us trouble anyway? So, who is it? C'mon talk!
-Shenna
From: PwettyKitty@MM.com (Moirai)
Date: 11/21/05 17:36:18
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Re: WTF, mates?
Tee hee! Well, I guess I know how you feel about swearing now.
It's not me tho.
=^.^= Mo
From: Mezmerizing1@MM.com (Evanthia)
Date: 11/21/05 18:42:52
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Re: WTF, mates?
I heard from Guhdiva, who heard from Kawari, who heard from Idlweild, who was talking to Lance, who knows Bodigar, that Tenrai's guild master is coming over for dinner in two nights to see if Bodigar "is good enough" for Tenrai... But you didn't hear that from me.
~Evanthia
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/21/05 20:02:37
To: Mezmerizing1@MM.com (Evanthia)
Subject: Holy Cow…and all other quadrupeds
Wow, that's an impressive gossip chain you've got there, Vani. So since you heard it from Guhdiva who heard it from Kawari, does that mean you and Kawari still aren't speaking to each other much?
-Shenna
From: Mezmerizing1@MM.com (Evanthia)
Date: 11/21/05 20:49:37
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Re: Holy Cow…and all other quadrupeds
Thankies! Never underestimate the information network of Evanthia Nightsbane!
And yes, Kawari is still being priggishly stubborn about the whole Idlewild situation. But Guhdiva and the others all understand my point of view, and I'm trying to be very patient with her. I heard from Judi who was talking to Zafilia, Mizuno, and Torako that Idlewild's older sister is a Cleric...I feel so sorry for her, being burdened with family like Idlewild!
~Evanthia
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/21/05 21:05:39
To: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Subject: what episode did I miss?
Ok, what's the whole situation with you and the Nightsbane sisters? I think I missed something...
-Shenna
From: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Date: 11/21/05 22:29:12
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Re: what episode did I miss?
Short and to the point as always. The Nightsbanes sisters tolerate me because Kawari is infatuated with me. Evanthia hates me, Guhdiva is scared of me -- for both Evanthia and Kawari's sake -- Judi and Zafilia don't seem to know what to think, while Torako and Mizuno seem content with quietly watching me and making their own opinions. I should probably befriend those two, as the others all get their opinions from their judgments. It's pure chaos.
-.- Idlewild
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/21/05 22:55:17
To: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Subject: Re: what episode did I miss?
Who the hell are you calling short?
-Shenna
From: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Date: 11/21/05 23:03:05
To: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Subject: Re: what episode did I miss?
Uh...No, I meant what you were saying was short and to the point, not you. It's like saying 'your blunt' because you don't waste time getting to the point...
-.- Idlewild
From: PolarBearHead@MM.com (Shenna)
Date: 11/21/05 23:48:17
To: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Subject: Re: what episode did I miss?
Oh...I get it.
-Shenna
From: YongestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Date: 11/21/05 24:02:10
To: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Subject: Help!
Idlewild! Judi's threatening to screen all my in-coming and out-going e-mails again! What should I do?
-KN
From: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Date: 11/21/05 24:10:12
To: YongestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Subject: Re: Help!
Chill, Kid. You're so lucky that I stay up so late.
Ok, so if there's something you want to tell me that you don't want your sisters knowing, spell it out with the first letters of each sentence and bold them so I know which ones to look for. Or you could just continue to log in late at night when they're all asleep like you're doing right now.
Also, you should probably make sure this e-mail is good and deleted too.
-.- Idlewild
From: StillWaters@MM.com (Mizuno)
Date: 11/22/05 08:05:02
To: Mezmerizing1@MM.com (Evanthia)
Subject: Just reminding
Evanthia,
Don't forget that tomorrow is your day to take Kawari out to do something. Remember to try and do something that Kawari would find fun too. You might want to check with her first.
Love you,
Mizuno
From: Mezmerizing1@MM.com (Evanthia)
Date: 11/22/05 12:26:05
To: StillWaters@MM.com (Mizuno)
Subject: Re: Just reminding
OMG! I almost forgot all about that! Thanks for the reminder, sis!
~Evanthia
From: Mezmerizing1@MM.com (Evanthia)
Date: 11/22/05 12:30:51
To: YongestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Subject: Just reminding
Hey, Sis! I just thought I'd remind you that tomorrow's our day together. Do you have anything you'd like to do? We could always head over to my guild, and I could introduce you to all the hot guys that are close to your age! You may not realize it, but there are a lot of promising young men in the Enchanters guild. If not, then I could show you all the cool spells I want to buy and explain what they do.
Well, tell me what you think! Tootles!
~Evanthia
From: YongestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Date: 11/22/05 14:03:41
To: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Subject: Fw: Just reminding
Hey, Idlewild. Evidently, I forgot to tell you that I was getting together with my sister tomorrow. Lame of me, I know. Perhaps we can schedule another time to get together.
M aybe the next day. Either way, I just can't make it tomorrow!
I was wondering if maybe you had some good ideas of what to see with Vani tomorrow. Nothing makes a twosome more fun than more company! Too bad she doesn't like you very much, or we could all just make a day of it. Especially since you two do look alike. Respecting my sister, I do think you look much better than she does. Vani can be vain about it, so don't say that I said so to her. Either way tell me something. Nevermind about the whole looks thing. Endubitably.
Day after today is when we'll be together. After that, I don't know what I'll be doing. Maybe we can get together then. Might have to ask Judi and Zafs about that though. I t'll be a good idea either way. T ell me what you think.
Later!
-KN
-------Original Message-------
From: Mezmerizing1@MM.com (Evanthia)
Date: 11/22/05 12:30:51
To: YongestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Subject: Just reminding
Hey, Sis! I just thought I'd remind you that tomorrow's our day together. Do you have anything you'd like to do? We could always head over to my guild, and I could introduce you to all the hot guys that are close to your age! You may not realize it, but there are a lot of promising young men in the Enchanters guild. If not, then I could show you all the cool spells I want to buy and explain what they do.
Well, tell me what you think! Tootles!
~Evanthia
From: OldestNightsbane@MM.com (Judi)
Date: 11/22/05 14:45:32
To: NightsbaneMonk@MM.com (Zafilia), StillWaters@MM.com (Mizuno), CrouchingTiger@MM.com (Torako)
Subject: Can you guys help me on this?
Hey, guys, this is an e-mail Kawari sent to Idlewild when she checked her mail. I get that Kawari's telling Idlewild she can't meet her that day, but other than that, it doesn't make much sense to me. What the hell does Endubitaly mean, anyway?
-Judy Nightsbane
PS: Does Kawari really write like this?
-------Original Message-------
From: YongestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Date: 11/22/05 14:03:41
To: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Subject: Fw: Just reminding
Hey, Idlewild. Evidently, I forgot to tell you that I was getting together with my sister tomorrow. Lame of me, I know. Perhaps we can schedule another time to get together.
M aybe the next day. Either way, I just can't make it tomorrow!
I was wondering if maybe you had some good ideas of what to see with Vani tomorrow. Nothing makes a twosome more fun than more company! Too bad she doesn't like you very much, or we could all just make a day of it. Especially since you two do look alike. Respecting my sister, I do think you look much better than she does. Vani can be vain about it, so don't say that I said so to her. Either way tell me something. Nevermind about the whole looks thing. Endubitably.
Day after today is when we'll be together. After that, I don't know what I'll be doing. Maybe we can get together then. Might have to ask Judi and Zafs about that though. I t'll be a good idea either way. T ell me what you think.
Later!
-KN
From: NightsbaneMonk@MM.com (Zafilia)
Date: 11/22/05 15:20:52
To: OldestNightsbane@MM.com (Judi), StillWaters@MM.com (Mizuno), CrouchingTiger@MM.com (Torako)
Subject: Re: Can you guys help me on this?
You know good and well how I feel about screening our sister's e-mails. I'm not helping one little bit with your control issues, and that is final.
Really, Sister.-Zafilia Nightsbane
From: StillWaters@MM.com (Mizuno)
Date: 11/22/05 20:05:21
To: OldestNightsbane@MM.com (Judi), NightsbaneMonk@MM.com (Zafilia), CrouchingTiger@MM.com (Torako)
Subject: Re: Can you guys help me on this?
Um, I vote that we stop having 'Days with Kawari'. It seems to be putting a lot of pressure on her, and she's not enjoying it at all...If we're there for her, I'm sure she'll do what's right. Besides, Idlewild doesn't seem so bad, otherwise she would've already tried to harm Kawari for pestering her so much. We really need to know more about Idlewild...instead of just going on what everyone hears from everyone else.
Mizuno
From: CrouchingTiger@MM.com (Torako)
Date: 11/22/05 21:37:49
To: OldestNightsbane@MM.com (Judi), NightsbaneMonk@MM.com (Zafilia), StillWaters@MM.com (Mizuno)
Subject: Re: Can you guys help me on this?
I'm in agreement with Mizuno and Zafilia on this. We shouldn't be trying to baby-sit Kawari. She's getting too old for it, and she'll only resent us more if we baby her. And I'd be super pissed if someone screened my e-mails too.
Torako
From: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Date: 11/22/05 23:55:09
To: YongestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Subject: Re: Fw: Just reminding
Holy gods of the Pantheon...
Kid, I've just got one thing to say:
Most impressive.
-.- Idlewild
From: YongestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Date: 11/22/05 24:25:49
To: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Subject: Rejoice!
Either way, it worked! I don't have to spend the day with Evanthia tomorrow, and Judi's formally apologized for screening my e-mails! She said she'd never do it again!
Thank you! We should do something to celebrate! I'll buy you something!
-KN
From: SilentEyes@MM.com (Idlewild)
Date: 11/22/05 24:48:57
To: YoungestNightsbane@MM.com (Kawari)
Subject: O.o;;;;
But, uh, I haven't done anything...
=.= Idlewild