Meme about Heritage

[msmoon]

Taken from force_oblique, because I'm such a sucker for memes :) and this one looks so cool!

British (hate to start this off wrong, but shouldn't it be English?)

[x] You drink a lot of tea.

[ ] You know what a brolly is.

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

[ ] You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

[x] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.”

[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy (I honestly would not know, but I'll eat anything)

[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

[x] Its football.. not … soccer.

Total: 4

Australian

[x] You wear flip flops all year

[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

[ ] You love a backyard barbie.

[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.

[ ] You love the beach.

[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.

[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.

[ ] You are tanned.

[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.

[ ] You have an australian something

Total: 2

Italian

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.

[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.

[x] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.

[ ] You know Italian songs.

[ ] You have darkish hair.

[ ] You speak SOME Italian.

[x] You are under 5’10”.

[ x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. (I'll give on the spaghetti issue...it really is one of the best foods :3)

[x] You talk with your hands

Total: 5

Spanish

[ ] You say member instead of remember.

[ ] You speak Spanish

[x] You like tacos.

[ ] You know what a Puta is.

[x] You talk fast.

[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

[ ] You know what platanos are.

[ ] You’ve said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 3

Russian

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.

[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.

[ ] You don’t get cold easily.

[ ] You get into contests all the time.

[x] You can make do with the cold weather.

[ ] You love listening to trance

Total: 1

Polish

[ ] Your parents let you drink

[ ] You know what a pizda is

[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week

[ ] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish

[ ] People randomly call you their best friend

[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are

[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 0

Irish

[ ] You think beer is the best.

[ ] You have a bad temper.

[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.

[x] You have blue or green eyes.

[x] You like the color green.

[x] You have been to a St. Paddys day party.

[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.

[x] You have/had freckles. (only a few)

[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking.

[ ] You have an odd love of leprechauns

[x] You have four leaf clovers

Total: 6

Asian

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.

[x] You like rice a lot.

[ ] You are good at math.

[x] You have played the piano.

[ ] You have family from Asia.

[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.

[x] You have glasses/contacts.

[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.

[ ] You go to Baulko.

[ ] You play Handball more than once a week

[x] You know what DDR is

Total: 5

German

[x] You like bread.

[x] You think American Chocolate is good. (Swiss is probably better :p)

[ ] You Speak some German.

[x] You know what Schnitzel is.

[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

[ ] You went to Pre-school.

[ ] You’re over 5’10”.

[ ] You know the real meaning of “Fag”.

[ ] You make pretty words sound scary.

[ ] You enjoy watching the military.

[ ] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total: 3

Canadian

[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.

[ ] You love beer.

[x] You say eh.

[ ] You know what poutine is.

[ ] You speak french (I wish -..-)

[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.

[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.

[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

[ ] You play/ played hockey or watch it.

[ ] You know who Massari is.

Total: 1

French

[x] You like french toast. (FRENCH TOAST XD)

[ ] You love wine.

[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French

[ ] You have eaten a snail.

[ ] You like fashion.

[ ] You have been to France

[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

[ ] You say “Zut” instead of damn (but now I totally want to know :D)

[x] You own a beret.

[x] You actually know what a beret is.

Total: 4

American

[ ] You hate foreigners. ( <..< oi...)

[ ] You hate non - Christians.

[x] You’ve been to more then 5 states.

[x] You’re lazy. (ouch -..- )

[x] You are not cultured.

[ ] You don’t read. (geeze, did someone eat sour grapes?)

[x] You shop at walmart.

[ ] You say restroom instead of washroom.

[x] You spell colour “color”.

Total: 5

Greek

[x] You’re very loud.

[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.

[x] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house. (ok, not specifically on Saturday, but I do need loud music to clean efficiently -..- )

[ ] You share a bathroom with 5+ people.

[ ] You say “open the light” instead of “turn on the light”.

[ ] Your parents came into this country illegally.

[ ] Your parents still don’t have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.

[x] You go to church every Sunday.

[x] You always have a “to go plate” when leaving from a party. (If the food is any good ^..^ )

[ ] You have a last name that’s hard to pronounce.

[x] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 5

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

[ ] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

[ ] You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

[ ] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

[x] You can eat really good spicy food!

[x] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home. (Cajun ^..^ )

[ ] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

[ ] You have any sort of ATN channel.

[ ] You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

[x] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

[x] You have relatives you’ve never even heard of.

Total: 4

Egyptian

[ ] You are smart in math or science

[ ] Your mom or dad are either doctors or enginners.

[ ] All you eat is kabab and kofta

[x] Your parents have one car that’s a Toyota

[ ] Your house actually does not smell like food.

[ ] You have like 67890 middle names

Total: 1

Native

[ ] You have been to a pow wow

[ ] You have a native name

[ ] You are more than a quarter native

[x] You know what tribe your ancestors were in

[ ] You have painted your face like a warrior

[ ] You have been to a native exhibit out of school

[ ] You play/played lacrosse

[x] You have eaten salmon (and totally loved it :) Especially in sushi :D )

total: 2

Scottish

[ ] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent

[ ] one of your family members has an accent

[x] you actually don’t mind bagpipes

[ ] Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere

[ ] you’ve heard the song “Scotland the brave”

[ ] no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

[ ] any team playing England is your best friend

[ ] you have tried haggis

[x] Sean Connery (...yes, please? :3)

[x] you drink tap water

[x] you know Edinburgh is pronounced “Edin-buura”

total: 4

New Zealand

[ ] you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

[x] you know what a barbie is

[ ] you hate aussies.

[x] you know what an ‘aussie’ is

[x] you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings

[x] you like chocolate fish &&/or pineapple lumps

[ ] you know what L&P is and you like it!

total: 4

TOTALS

Irish: 6

Asian: 5

Italian: 5

American: 5

Greek: 5

Scottish: 4

New Zealand: 4

British: 4

French: 4

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc): 4

Spanish: 3

German: 3

Australian: 2

Native: 2

Russian: 1

Canada: 1

Egyptian: 1

Polish: 0

Wow, who'da thunk it :) Irish leading the pack at 6; Asian, Italian, American and Greek tied at 5; Scottish, New Zealand, British, French and Brown at 4; Spanish and German at 3; Australian and Native at 2; Russian, Canadian, and Egyptian at 1; and Polish at 0.