I hope this isn't a prediction...

Everyone knows Scamp came over Friday – Wednesday. But I had a dream Monday night, and Scamp was pretty adamant that I tell it. So here I am telling the dream.

Ok, so the dream starts out, oddly enough, with me waking up. And I’m wearing one of my …more open pair of pj’s. Hell, if I don’t wear a tube top, my cup overfloweth. So, I get up, and I walk to the edge of my loft and I realize that I hear voices downstairs. I look down and Scamp is sitting in my chair, and there’s this guy sitting on the automen, giving her a foot massage.

She looks back up at me and says “Good morning, sunshine!”

and I’m like ‘WTF!?’ I look at her and ask, “..the hell is in my house?”

and she’s like, “Oh, this is Dan! He came all the way down to see us!” and Dan smiles and says hello.

I’m a little put off by this, but I can see how happy Scamp is that Dan’s there, so I’m trying really hard to take it well. I slowly come down stairs and I’m about to head into my kitchen when I see some other guy poking around in my fridge.

So I’m like “The hell!” and he looks at me and smiles really big.

And Scamp says, “That’s Luke.”

And I’m like, “Who?...”

and she’s like “You remember Luke! He’s Dan’s brother!”

and Luke walks up and grins and says “Yeah, you remember Luke.” Of course, I do remember Luke, I just don't want to bring up the story I remember him from.

And I’m like “No, I don’t remember Luke!”

and Scamp’s like “Well, he wanted to come down with Dan for Mardi Gras, and he helped him drive down...”

So I kind of just try to sigh it off. I’m none too happy, but I head into my bathroom and change really quickly and at least run a brush through my hair. Then I head out and get myself a bowl of cereal. Luke has finished making himself a sandwich, and has plopped himself down on Scamp’s futon. It really irks me though, because Luke is watching me the whole time I’m moving around the kitchen. So, while I’m heading into my living room, I grab Fexra (my huge red and silver sword that has a dragon-like hilt). I didn’t want to sit in my little folding chairs, because Scamp’s futon is technically behind them, and I didn’t want my back to Luke. Besides, it can be difficult to get out of those chairs. So, instead I head over to the little table near the door which I’ve put my huge rock collection on. I move the rock collection to the floor and sit there, with Fexra across my lap, glaring at Luke who seems content to eat his sandwich and grin at me. At this point, Scamp and Dan are watching us with grins, which is only irking me more.

Then, Scamp says, “You two get along well.”

To which I reply, “The hell you say?”

And Luke says, “I really like it here.”

to which I respond, “No. You don’t.”

and He said “Yes. It’s quite nice. I wouldn’t mind staying the night.”

And I sort of put my cereal bowl in my lap and raise up my sword a little and say “No you don’t. Search your feelings, Luke…” and it infuriates me, because all he does is grin and go back to his sandwich!

At this point Dan says, “Kids. Behave.”

…And then some bozo in my backyard decided to start shooting his shot gun, and I woke up. I got up and I’m wearing just my night shirt, so I pick up my pj bottoms and tank top and head to the edge of the loft and look over, surveying my living room. I’m holding my pj bottoms up to my chest, clutching them nervously and Scamp’s sitting on her futon, drawing. She looks up and says ‘good morning...what are you doing?...’ So I had to tell her the whole thing.

Talk about weird, huh? What’s really odd is that I haven’t so much as seen pictures of Dan, much less Luke...you know...now that I think about it, Dan looked an awfully lot like Gouka and Luke looked a lot like Risai... The voices in my head must be awfully eager to come out and play if they’re intruding on my dreams and posing as people I’ve heard of O..o’’

 

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You Are a Banana

You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside. People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes. And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary. You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything! You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around. You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.

What Type of Fruit Are You?

 

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