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msmoonBeware, for I am: 
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Oh yeah! I almost forgot! I saw this over at tinhuviel’s journal, and I thought it was so funny, I did it for a few of my friends...heh...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Msmoon!
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting msmoon!
- If the annual Australian msmoon crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
- Contrary to popular belief, msmoon is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Msmoon is actually a mammal, not a fish!
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have msmoon floating in their swimming pools.
- Baskin Robbins once made msmoon flavoured ice cream.
- Half a cup of msmoon contains only seventeen calories.
- Msmoonolatry is the mindless worship of msmoon!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside msmoon.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than msmoon!
I enjoyed reading that so much, I did one for a few other people...I’m sure they’ll love me for this...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Animequeen!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by animequeen!
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub animequeen'.
- Over 46,000 pieces of animequeen float on every square mile of ocean.
- You should always store animequeen in an airtight container in the fridge!
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill animequeen.
- Animequeen is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than animequeen.
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with animequeen in your mouth.
- During severe windstorms, animequeen may sway several feet to either side!
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of animequeen.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about amai_tenshi!
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in amai_tenshi.
- Without amai_tenshi, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat amai_tenshi'.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become amai_tenshi on New Year's Day!
- Amai_tenshi can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- You should always store amai_tenshi in an airtight container in the fridge!
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by amai_tenshi.
- Peanuts and amai_tenshi are beans.
- In her entire life, amai_tenshi will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
- Amai_tenshi is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rattgirl!
- Rattgirl is only six percent water!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with rattgirl in your mouth.
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by rattgirl.
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than rattgirl.
- Ostriches stick their heads in rattgirl not to hide but to look for water!
- Rattgirl is the world's smallest mammal.
- Rattgirl will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as rattgirl would protect them from evil spirits!
- Without rattgirl, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- Cats use their rattgirl to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.