msmoon | ..well...why not... (Reply)

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Today is Tin's last day working in the building next door. I came in EARLY so that I could take an extended lunch and have it with everyone to say good bye. She oughtta appreciate that, because I already have to stay late all the time, coming in early is something not hardly on my schedule...except for her.

Now that I think of it I'd like to see the Fuedal Mistress rise at the end of the luncheon and reach out and have the following discussion:

FM "You are beaten, don't make me destroy you as I did the Goblin. Join me and let me complete your training".

Tin: "I'll never join you".

FM "If you only knew the power...the Goblin never told you about your mother did he?"

Tin: "He told me enough..."

FM "NO Tin, I AM YOUR MOTHER"

Tin: "NOOO, NOOOO, that's not true, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE"

FM: "SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE"

Tin: "NOooooooooooo!"

You should post this spoof in your own journal if you don't mind, because here you'll be the only one to read it and I'd be interested to see what others thought of it.