Too Much CSI? No such thing!
2005-Aug-06, Saturday 02:01 pmYou Know You're Addicted to CSI When... |
You know the biographies of ALL the personnel from the CSI website.*cough* ...Yes. You never work (or go out) Thursday nights because you'll miss CSI (although you tape it anyway). ..Yeah You can't sleep knowing that something exciting is going to happen on the next episode. Not true. I can’t sleep for other reasons. Your friend asks you about the episode with "the sparkling room thingie," and you don't even have to think about it before informing them they're thinking of Scooba Doobie-Do. heh...Yeah Your puppy is called VEGAS as a compromise, because none of your kids could stop arguing over whether it was gonna be called Grissom, Warrick, Greggo or Nicky...... I don’t have a dog. You start knocking on walls in hope of finding a dead body between them Ew, no. You walk around with a Mag-lite Nope. You change your lighting to UV lighting, just to see those stains in your carpet ...I’d never thought of that... You dust for prints in your knife drawer Heh...no. You wrap your house with yellow crime-scene tape. No. You wear latex gloves while at home ...Only when I’m cleaning! You suddenly study chemistry to understand more about those chemical reactions. No You learn Photoshop you can make wallpapers out of the pics you have ...Um...I use correl draw -.- You've changed your quote from "Smile at the world, and the world will smile back" to "Concentrate on what cannot lie... The evidence" No... When you were a kid, you wanted to be an astronaut. Now you want to be a CSI ...Not...exactly... When you are the leader of a group, you think, "What kind of a leader should I be? Gris Style or Horatio?" ...No... You stare at Grissom's eyeglasses and Horatio's shades, then search for the exact pair (or at least close to it!) Heh...no You plan on living in Las Vegas or Miami Oh, hell no. Your choice of car? The one like Horatio has. Once again, hell no You have a jacket, with the word "Forencics" written on the back No. You'd even settle for a shirt with the same word No. You read HAMLET, cause it was mentioned that HORATIO came from the name of Hamlet's best bud, Horatio ...Honestly you guy…*shakes head* You got arrested when found crossing the yellow tape. hah! No. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to CSI. |
