grrr (I'm too tired to growl loudly -.-)

[msmoon]

Dear Eyes,

Stay open! I'm not gonna tell you again!

Love always,
-MM

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Dear Stomach,

Quit gurgling at me. I know you're upset. You don't need to vocalize.

Sincerely,
-MM

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Dear Church People,

Stop asking me if I'm ok. You never seemed to care before.

Yadda yadda,
-MM

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Dear Daddy,

Having a lovely time at the house. Wish you were here.

May the Force be with you,
-MM

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Dear Mom,

Stop acting amazed when you hear the Lord of the Rings sound track. I told you it was beautiful music. It's Howard Shore. Howard Shore doesn't making crappy music.

Love always,
-MM

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Dear Children,

Go away before I eat you all!

Sarcasticly yours,
-MM

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Dear Voices in my head,

Stop glaring a me. Don't make me come in there.

The Almighty One who Made YOU,
-MM

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Ok, what else?! Common, just bring it on. I can take it. Bring it.

MM