Scamp! It's what's for dinner!

[msmoon]

OMG, I just cracked myself up. I’m just getting done with something, so I decided to check my e-mail. And Amazon.com has sent me this e-mail about, “We’ve noticed you buying these items, and we recommend these other items because people who’ve bought the items you bought tend to like these other items…n00b.” …Ok, so I added in the ‘n00b’. But that was the jist of the e-mail. So I’m looking through the “recommendations” and I see things like “Japanese Sword Techniques”, “Iaido – the Art of Fast draw!” and “Beginners Guide to Kendo”. And I see it and I’m like, “OMG, I’m so buying this shit some day!” and as I’m adding it to my wish list, a little cartoon plays out in my head that so deserves to be a Scamp Comic.

I’m in my living room (or I assume it is since the TV’s so big), and I’m practicing all theses sword moves, and Scamp walks up behind me to ask what I want for dinner, and I accidently turn around and slice her in half. And just like those annoying tenders on WoW, she kinda looks down at herself all “oh, lookie, I’m dead”, and just falls apart. And I stare at her disembodied corpse for a while, and it pans out and Seymour is there, staring at said corpse over my shoulder. And then Seymour says “That takes care of dinner.” And I’m like, “Seymour!!!”

OMG, LOL! I was like, that would so be my luck. And then I’m looking at them and thinking…”Hmm, should I get them? Should I change it?” and then I think, oh I’ll practice in my own room or something! It’s just too funny thinking of it that way though. I blaim it on Topez. It’s what happens when he thinks I haven’t given him enough attention. He sends me weird ideas that make me giggle in that insane way.

…That’s all. Ja!

 

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