msmoon | Creapy Creaper Movie...or not (Reply)

Beware, for I am: Gloomy Unimpressed

Ok. So, I just got through showering. What was I doing before that? Watching Jeepers Creepers 2 if you can believe it -.- Whenever I turned the DVD function off on the VCR, it was on Sci Fi and that just happened to be coming on. I decided to watch it... It just goes to show that everyone has faults. I shall now give my thoughts on this movie...and since I don’t know a soul that would say “Put that behind a lj cut because I don’t want you to spoil the plot”...I’ll just go ahead and type this all out.

Now, I’ve seen Jeepers Creepers (the original), and it was very…creepy. It wasn’t scary...it was gross-out, suspense, freaky-creepy. The second one...was down-right hilarious! I was happy to see that Darry was back, albeit as a dead guy warning a cheerleader-turned-psychic about the...the.....thing. I feel wrong calling it ‘the Creeper’ because there already is a guy called ‘The Creeper’ from the latter seasons of Batman the Animated Adventures and I enjoyed him. He made me laugh. And yes, this movie did make me laugh, but in a completely different way.

Where was I? Oh yes..So anyway, Darry was back. I wondered briefly what happened to his sister as this implies that the second movie is not too long after the first movie...but anyway. Honestly, a bus-load of jocks getting picked off by the creepy thing (my new name for it)? Damn skippy! I loved that the black guy lived too! Finally! A horror movie where the black kids live! And I loved it when the white jock was killed. Sweet! I was like, “Thank you, creepy thing! Finally!” I didn’t like him…can you tell?

It started out with that poor farm kid getting dragged away in front of his big brother and his dad (both of which later became a big part of the show). Then the bus full of high school jocks and 3 cheer leaders gets a flat tire, and Darry shows up in the dreams of one of the cheer-leaders trying to warn her, and they get another flat and are unable to go from there. After nabbing all the adults, the cheer-leader goes into a trance in which Darry explains the situation to her. Then it’s chaos.

I just loved in the first movie where they siblings have been chased by the creepy thing and it’s even got the police that were helping them, and they reach this diner, and Trish (Darry’s big sis) wants to call the police, and Darry’s like “And say what!? ‘Hey, bum-$!@# police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?’”. OMG hilarious!

So yeah, anyway. The farm dad and his son, who saw their little boy be taken off into the sky by the creepy thing, make their own harpoons with hand-made blades and a harpoon thing that’s a piece of farm equipment that drives fence posts into the ground...they don’t really kill the creepy thing, but they do detain and harm it long enough for it’s time to run out. The whole premise is that this thing sleeps, and then every 23rd Spring for 23 days it eats...people. It smells fear and that tells it if we have something it might want/need. So, the creepy thing went back into hibernation. It then jumps to 23 years later, and the farmer-guy’s oldest son is a grown man (boy-howdy), and they have the creepy thing nailed up inside their barn. They’re charging $5 for people to go in and look at it. These three college kids are looking it over, and one of them goes to touch it when someone says “We don’t touch it.” And the camera swivels around to the door where the farmer-guy (now much older and in a wheelchair) is sitting with his faithful dog and his harpoon gun. The dog was amazing in this movie too. Although I don’t know why I was amazed considering that dogs in generally are cooler than people. But anyway. The dog could sense when the creepy thing was around and would bark and growl and whimper and alert the farmer-dudes that it was close by, and once they realized that this was their warning, they would actually stop what they were doing and check to see what the dog was barking at because they knew it was a warning. Anyhow, one of the kids asks how long he’s had the thing and he says, “About 23 years.” And they mention that he looks like he’s waiting for something and he says, “3 days...give-or-take a day or so...” and then they end it.

Well, it’s late, and I’m tired so I’d better be heading off to bed. I suppose this is enough insanity for today. Goodnight all!

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