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Because there's nothing else to do ... pt 2
You Know You're Addicted to Anime When... |
You call your dog Shinji....I don’t have a dog...otherwise it’d be true. You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!" False, but I get it -.- Your house has an anime room. Not yet, but that’s cause it’s my parents house. You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy. Sometimes true You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles. False. Your walls are covered in wall scrolls and posters from your favorite series. False. If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything. Almost true. Not everything is worthy of Kawaii. You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them. True to an extent..they really are cute! You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you don’t speak Japanese... ...True You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods" False... You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite character. False You wear a necklace and fall down every time someone says sit boy. False, but I get it...and I know people who do that... You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy). If only...False Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years. Um...False. You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha ...False... For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your on Japanese name for it False. If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat False...but I do insult people in Japanese... You watch Iron Chef constantly to pick up great recipes ( haven't done it but plan to ) ...False You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school. False! It was only a ten dollar ring! So there! You always have your hair covering your left eye and always flipping it so you look like a anime character. False, but I get it -.- You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news. Heh...Not a normal reaction, but a fun one! You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them. *sighs* this is mixed. I don’t have several members of the opposite sex trying to make me fall in love with them, but I’m certainly not worried about it =.= You shave a crescent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat. *sniff* I don’t have a cat ;_; You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede. False...though I do love Trigun To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel. False The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs. Partially true. Those guys are really shy. You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (special beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye.Heh...I mean False! You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look" Ew...False You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack. That never happened! It was Chibi! I wasn’t even in the room! You believe it is possible for a person to be severely beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive....Only the stupid survive, man You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform. False, sadly You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend. False. I don’t have a boyfriend You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.Tried it once; didn’t work. Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!" ...No You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make. I did go through a ‘no da’ faze, no da. The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs. Alas, no. I’m not that wealthy. You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.No. You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class. ...Who have you been talking to? You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.Doesn’t everyone? Why are you starting at me like that? You try to read every book from right to left. Uh...Not entirely true. However after reading Manga one does require an adjustment back to the western style of reading... You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio...False! My computer is named Namagomi (or sometimes Nama-chan)! So there! You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san. I did go through one of those fazes...I refer to them that way online sometimes...depends on who I’m talking to. You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals. ...Uh...Sometimes true... You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl. *sighs* You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic. Technically true...although I’m a little old to be grounded. You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentence.False. You insist on chopsticks for everyday use. Absolutely not! I will not ruin my good chopsticks for something like eating! Kami-sama! Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books. One shelf for anime and the other for...whatever else. You stop listening to the radio because English makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language. False! You call yourself "otaku." At times... All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size. Heh...false. Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go. ...False... You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away. ...False Your dreams are animated. Sometimes. You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru. Heh...False. You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big. Uh...false. Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls. ...I’d never even thought about that... When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack. Um...False. You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos. False. I run out of space on my computer for other reasons. You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese. False. I buy it myself! In fact, I have the first two seasons of Sailor Moon on DVD, thanks oh so much! You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage. um...my web page isn’t all anime... You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarrassed. heh...no, but it would be funny You start to speak with an odd accent. False You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off. ...False... You know your favorite character's bloodtype. *clears throat* ...True. Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test. ...False. I liked astronomy before Sailor Moon. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime. |