No one gets up this early!
We’re going somewhere with my cousins today. All I know is where we’re going requires a bathing suit. But right now there’s nothing to do. Mom’s getting restless and Dad’s watching some TV Preacher he doesn’t even like…No one wakes up this early. Mom’s now on the telephone, only to find out that my cousins have just started to eat breakfast. No one seems to realize that it’s summer, and that sensible people do not get up so early.
Now Mom’s all upset ‘cause she thinks we wont have enough time to see ‘everything’. This is Bigelow & Toadsuck AK. What’s to see?!
Well now they’ve gone to drive around for a while, and I am blissfully alone in our hotel room...Now this is a vacation.